If I had a nickel for every time I had a dollar, I would lose so much money

IT'S A PUZZLE PICTURE FIND OF SOME SORT
Click on the picture.
Q: Can you find:
-a toothbrush
-a dolphin
-a pair of scissors
-Leonard Nimoy
-a fire truck







A: No, you cannot find any of those things.

Perhaps...perhaps I ought to have actually drawn those things in the picture. I will make a note of that. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is a thing I like to call "learning from experience".

On a more serious note, here is a question for you to ponder: is that dog about to fight the gun-toting dinosaur, or is he threatening the can of corn? Could it be that he is focusing on the can of corn to distract himself from the larger threat, the dinosaur? Could it be, in fact, that I just didn't space things out on the page the way I meant to? WE MAY NEVER KNOW.

The computer I'm using right now tells me that it has 38 minutes of battery left, and then a few minutes later it says it has 42 minutes left. Yes, my friends, we have finally entered the era of wirelessly charging magic computers. And may I just say...IT'S ABOUT TIME.

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

No comic today! The scanner isn't working. Say hello to Harvey, the technical difficulties fish! He's had some difficulties in his own life, such as being shot with arrows, but he always puts a positive spin on things, don't you Harvey?
...Harvey?
SPEAK TO ME, HARVEY! ARE YOU OK

*ahem*
Today was a day of poor clothing choices. I was wearing two shoes that didn't match, bright white pants, a bright white shirt with bright white snap buttons, and white shutter shades. See, I didn't do a good job packing my clothes this week. The kids walking around on campus said I looked like Justin Timberlake. Maybe Justin Timberlake makes poor clothing choices too, I don't know.

P.S.: Friday = double update

IS THIS:a man being eaten by a bear?a man being regurgitated by a bear?a man in a bear costume?

Is this: a comic? Well, strictly speaking, no.
Tune in next week- it's gonna be comics time, full force.
Man, both of my posts so far are about bears. Well, that's ok, because bears are important.
Talk to your kids about bears, before someone else does.

The more you know

This picture is a metaphor.

See, it's a metaphor.

*EDIT*
Ok guys, I looked up "metaphor" in the dictionary, and it turns out I was way off. This picture is a bear with a cake.