Why would there ever be a need for a walrus-related charity? I don't know, but it sounds important.

There isn't a comic today; my dog ate my homework. I mean, it ate my comics.
Wait, I don't have a dog.
My...my aunt's pet tarantula ate my comics. True* story.
So, instead, we have something more important. I'd like to give a shout-out to one of my favorite non-profit (or is it non-existent?) organizations: the Sunshine Walrus Association. For more information on what the Sunshine Walrus Association does, talk to a walrus near you or go to your local S.W.A. chapter.

The more you know.

This ad was brought to you by the Facebook graffiti app.
And also by the Sunshine Walrus Association, I guess.
It's also brought to you by the letter 5 and the number J.**

*False
**Number? Letter?

...then you shoulda...

Today is Friday, right?


They really need to have a button for that on Facebook. It is the logical progression, after all.

And now for something completely different...

This is a painting I made a few years back. It's called "Clown Moon" (acrylic on cardboard). If you look closely, you can see one of my ears in the top right corner of the photo.
I...I'm not sure why I made this painting. Frankly, it causes me to fear for my admittedly feeble sanity. Can you imagine how terrifying it would be to look up and see this in the night sky? *shudder*

Have you guys noticed that lately the twitter homepage is nothing but people with "Bieber" in their username and a picture of Justin Bieber as their avatar?

No?

...Um, yeah, me neither.

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

No comic today! The scanner isn't working. Say hello to Harvey, the technical difficulties fish! He's had some difficulties in his own life, such as being shot with arrows, but he always puts a positive spin on things, don't you Harvey?
...Harvey?
SPEAK TO ME, HARVEY! ARE YOU OK

*ahem*
Today was a day of poor clothing choices. I was wearing two shoes that didn't match, bright white pants, a bright white shirt with bright white snap buttons, and white shutter shades. See, I didn't do a good job packing my clothes this week. The kids walking around on campus said I looked like Justin Timberlake. Maybe Justin Timberlake makes poor clothing choices too, I don't know.

P.S.: Friday = double update

Historical Fiction

My brother isn't really a magic duck, though. I guess I made that part up.
This moving tale has appeared before, in the form of a story I made up for my two year old niece Leila earlier this summer. She liked it, but she was not as fond of the bedtime story I made up, titled "Batman and the Pizza". I believe her response to that particular story was, "I'm going to sleep now, Uncle Adam."
A question for your consideration: who would win in a fight, Santa Claus or Richard Nixon?

Introducing...a dinosaur with a gun.

Extra comic numero dos! You can expect to see this dinosaur again in the future.
You would not believe how difficult it can be to find a pen or pencil in my house.
Typical contents of pencil holder:
-Highlighter
-Screwdriver
-Mechanical crayon
-Paintbrush
-Invisible ink pen

Incredible, only in the sense that they are not credible

BONUS UPDATE NUMERO UNO
Click to zoom in.
I need to do something about my scanner. Also my pens, and my paper.
That's all for tonight, but I'll leave you with a thought question: should toast be allowed to vote? Discuss.