...then you shoulda...

Today is Friday, right?


They really need to have a button for that on Facebook. It is the logical progression, after all.

And now for something completely different...

This is a painting I made a few years back. It's called "Clown Moon" (acrylic on cardboard). If you look closely, you can see one of my ears in the top right corner of the photo.
I...I'm not sure why I made this painting. Frankly, it causes me to fear for my admittedly feeble sanity. Can you imagine how terrifying it would be to look up and see this in the night sky? *shudder*

Have you guys noticed that lately the twitter homepage is nothing but people with "Bieber" in their username and a picture of Justin Bieber as their avatar?

No?

...Um, yeah, me neither.

Historical Fiction

My brother isn't really a magic duck, though. I guess I made that part up.
This moving tale has appeared before, in the form of a story I made up for my two year old niece Leila earlier this summer. She liked it, but she was not as fond of the bedtime story I made up, titled "Batman and the Pizza". I believe her response to that particular story was, "I'm going to sleep now, Uncle Adam."
A question for your consideration: who would win in a fight, Santa Claus or Richard Nixon?

Introducing...a dinosaur with a gun.

Extra comic numero dos! You can expect to see this dinosaur again in the future.
You would not believe how difficult it can be to find a pen or pencil in my house.
Typical contents of pencil holder:
-Highlighter
-Screwdriver
-Mechanical crayon
-Paintbrush
-Invisible ink pen

Incredible, only in the sense that they are not credible

BONUS UPDATE NUMERO UNO
Click to zoom in.
I need to do something about my scanner. Also my pens, and my paper.
That's all for tonight, but I'll leave you with a thought question: should toast be allowed to vote? Discuss.